No F'in Way: The Dems May Take the Senate

...and the blame is falling squarely on Donald Rumsfeld, who's stepping down as Defense Secretary. That President dude wants some former CIA bigshot, Robert Gates, to take his spot. Stay tuned.

Also important: Australian home-wrecker Abbie Cornish was a no-show at the premiere of her new movie, Candy. She's probably trying to stay out of the spotlight after being blamed for the Reese/Ryan split. Ryan's denied a lot of things this week, but he hasn't denied his relationship with Cornish, which friends say he made very little effort to hide.