Okay, okay, I was seriously going to go away for the night, but then I came across this article from -- where else? -- ChinaDaily:
Robbie Williams and Lisa D'Amato get it on. The twosome reportedly have been dating for a month.
It is said that the singer has been seeing Lisa since he met her at a party in Hollywood last month.
"Robbie and Lisa hit it off immediately and swapped numbers the first night they met," said a source. "Lisa is young, gorgeous and fun to be around and they are getting on really well."
"It's only early days but Robbie seems really confident it is going somewhere. It takes a lot for Robbie to trust a girl, but he is completely relaxed around Lisa," the source added. "She has been spending quite a lot of time at his place, which proves just how keen he is."
Lisa D'Amato, for those of you who don't remember her, was the drunkie favorite on cycle 5 of America's Next Top Model (although she got booted toward the end for some dumbass, unwarranted reason). Robbie Williams, of course, is the British pop singer/heartthrob. Random! Well, you go girl! I always liked her.