Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Tracy Morgan: The Other Drunk Driver


It's fitting that Tracy Morgan should choose this particular week to rack up his second DUI in a year. I had two favorite Tracy Morgan sketches on SNL. The first was that whole "I'm Tracy Morgan: the other black guy" thing. The second was that homeless Woodrow character who brought Britney Spears to his underground lair and sang to her. At this point, for the safety of society as a whole, we may just want to hide both of them in a sewer for at least the next year or so. Since Morgan is currently on probation from a DUI arrest last December, he may be hidden in a jail cell for a little while, courtesy of the state of California. The CA legislature is still debating what the hell to do about Britney.