It's in the news that Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams are tying the knot.
I know what he's thinking. Eh, she had my kid and she's still kind of hot so why not? Plus her status as a Dawson's Creeker means he's down to her or Josh Jackson if he wants to be Tom Cruise.
If you think I'm making a BrokeMountain joke you're crazy. Those were played out about four minutes after the film came out.