Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Late-Night Links

Britney Spears and K-Fed briefly reunite to jointly issue one last depressing statement: they did not make a sex tape. [Agent Bedhead]

Somehow -- somehow -- Wesley Snipes has managed to compare his tax evasion indictment to rape and accuse the federal government of racism in a single well-advised statement sent via email to a columnist for the Orlando Sentinel. [E! Online]

I still haven't figured out who this Katie "Jordan" Price person is, but she's selling her implants on eBay. [Hollyscoop]

Will Smith homeschools his kids, because he knows everything. [Junkiness]

Kristin Cavallari has found someone even less famous than Brody Jenner to date, her Revenge of the Nerds "co-star," Nick Zano. [Superficial Girls]

EvilBeet said...

Yeah we should do that. Then he could write a song about it when he gets home safely.