Friday, November 17, 2006

SHOCKER! Kim Stewart Has Liver Disease

Rod Stewart offspring and Paris Hilton sidekick Kimberley Stewart, 27, has liver disease from excessive alcohol consumption, her father told Rolling Stone. Before I get into the details, I'd like to note what a great dad Rod Stewart must be. This is really what fathers are for: alerting the national media when your liver malfunctions because you're a raging alcoholic. It's like that one time my dad called his buddy at Reuters when I got my first period. I love you, Pops. Seriously, was Rod Stewart drunk when he gave this interview?

Says the elder Stewart: "She just discovered that she had a very serious liver illness from drinking too much. She said to me, 'Dad, I'm half Scottish - I thought I was allowed to drink a lot.' "I said, 'No, darling, it doesn't work like that.'" Ah, that glorious moment in all father-daughter relationships, when the daughter assumes that her genetic predisposition to alocholism somehow also shields her from its consequences, and the father, wise from many years of drunkenly saying mind-blowingly stupid things in interviews, assures her that this is not the case. Apparently Stewart has quit drinking and smoking three months ago and has started seeing a liver specialist.

If you can believe it, Kim's brother, Sean, has put some time in at a rehab center for drug and alcohol problems.

On a side note, could this be the "friend" for whom Lindsay Lohan was wearing an AA 90-day chip earlier in the month? Are Lohan and Stewart even friends? I'm not certain, but I do love to speculate on these matters.

Skany Celebrity Whore said...

How sad. Lord knows I would hate to have to stop drinking.

Anonymous said...

Maybe he did it to keep her in check because Gawd knows if the paparazzi catch her out drinking he will find out about it before she gets a chance to pee it out.

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