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oh great more britney "pussy out for the media shots" your mother must be so proud of you oh and your children get to grow up knowing there superstar mother is nothing but a fake cheap plastic pop star
to the poster that said it would not be a big deal in other countries, are you retarded. if another country's #1 pop star had kitty shots it would big big news there as well. have you actually been to another country? also you must be a slut if you where a short skirt and no panties. britney rocks!!!! she is finally sharing her pus
To anonymous who posted at 12:05: Be careful when calling others "retarded". "you must be a slut if you WHERE a short skirt...". Go check a dictionary Jethro!
wow Im straight as an arrow and I never want to have sex with this sow. Now having seen what I never wanted to I can honestly say this girk makes me ill, physically and psychologically, some people shouldnt be allowed to reproduce, especially no talent trash. Why is her skirt hiked up to her abdomen anyway, at least we know paris has some shit stains rubbed into the leather of her car
What a bunch of judgemental biatchez you all are. There are a butt-load of women who go commando, they just don't happen to have paparazi following their every move. Stop hating on her. It's good to know you are all sooo perfect. I guess you would have thrown the stones...
Wow, after seeing her crotch shot I feel like I have one mighty nice pussy! I guess you don't really know what's under someone's clothes. She looks kinda sore down there, gross. I think her and Paris are bicurious with each other and Paris is having fun with the publicity. Britney, you are not a woman or a girl...you are a hermaphrodite with that fat looking twat. Lucky for Brit, she actually shaved. Cna you imagine the embaressment if she had one big chia-pet bush??!!hahahahahaha!!!
Brit needs to learn how to exit a car like a lady. She should take a lesson from class-act Jackie Kennedy: legs firmly closed, turn, place feet on ground, stand.
All those who have disparaged Britney's anatomy reveal just how many adult vaginas they have NOT seen. All those photo layouts in excessively selective, high priced, glossy mens mags like Playboy do not count. As in everything else human, there is quite a lot of variety and artificial 'beautiful people' perfection is quite UN-common.
Sure, plenty of women go commando. However, only a classless moron goes commando in a super short skirt when they KNOW that they're having their picture taken that often
Britney is just flashing her pussy to make Kfed change his mind. The poor girl needs sum dick, it's been ages, lol. She even called Justin Timberlake. Paris and Lindsay are tossing her salad for sum publicity, cause technically paris and lindsay do nothing else but THAT. what slutty girls, these are the people that kids get to idolize. that's mind boggling.
I think they must have been breakin' Brit into the nasty girls "Taco Tweekin'" club just before the doors opened! Paris looks pretty greasy...and happy! I mean why was Brit's skirt all hiked up anyway? Hmmmmm! She really should have slapped some of those matted hair extensions on her ugly puss! LIP SINKIN' fuckupbilly!
first of all, it looks like she has a little girl's pussy with no visable inner labia... did she get them cut? second... it looks like she remembered to shave her pussy, but she forgot to shave between her pussy and her ass.
oh gawd britney.. is this how desperate you are to get back in the limelight.. keep your pants on stupid.. now your worst than the cheapest porn star! shame on your mother too
Dude.... I didn't believe any of this when I heard it.... That's just sad. Of all the things Britney could have done for publicity... She hung out with Paris Fuckin Hilton!? What a stupid douche! ....I can just see it...
*10 years from now*
"Mommy, some of the kids at school are making fun of me..." Brit "Why?" "Mommy, they say that they have pictures of your ....you know....They say that you are all kinds of bad things..."
>.<
And to be honest, i think it's stupid for her to do that when she's waiting to see if she gets custody of her kids. I bet because of that stunt she lost. I wouldnt be surprised.
I can appreciate a nice camera shot like that. Big deal, no undies...lots of women don't wear 'em at one time or another.
I'm just glad I don't have paparazzi houndin' my rear 24/7. Can't be too much fun with someone in your face more than you'd want but you can't do much to them because of freedom of press.
HEY ALL OF YOU BICHEZ YOU NEED TO LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE CIME ON GIVE HER A BREAK SHES GOING THROUGH A DIVORCE AND CUSTODY BATTLE I MEAN GIVE IT UP FOR HER
I have jacked my self off to this at least 25 times since it has came out. Americas sweetheart showing her snatch! Any dude who is grossed out hasnt been with a chick with kids before or a woman over the age of 30. My best lay was a 62 year old woman. When I was 25 4 years ago. Bitch! Britney Spears, I would tounge your ass right before I ate your kitty and then pounded the monk baby.
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Freshly babified pink meat stew!
Wow, and on the hi-res one you can see ... is that a cesarian scar?
Is it for real?? That would be Paris' fault, for sure... ;)
Sigh... GET REAL PEOPLE! Lots of women don't always wear underwear. Big deal. No wonder the europeans think Americans behave like children. We do.
I've seen plenty of bad comments about it on other blogs, but I'd hit it in an instant. That is truly hot IMHO.
Stay out the Bushes!!!
lol she's definately not a Bush supporter
looks like she got a dirty bum
look you can see the C-section scar poking out, she must get keloids.
Well done Britney, you are now officially a World famous Class 1 idiot.
oh great more britney "pussy out for the media shots" your mother must be so proud of you oh and your children get to grow up knowing there superstar mother is nothing but a fake cheap plastic pop star
I may be wrong for saying this, but it looks like her "poor little kitty" got wore out (by some lucky bastard) before she brought it out to play.
Paris, the role model......We can only hope all young girls follow in her image.
Congrats Brit, you have just won best mommy of the year!!
Ooops!! I think I did it again!
What looks like a C-scar is probably where they had to surgically remove K-Fed.
to the poster that said it would not be a big deal in other countries, are you retarded. if another country's #1 pop star had kitty shots it would big big news there as well. have you actually been to another country? also you must be a slut if you where a short skirt and no panties. britney rocks!!!! she is finally sharing her pus
Now *that's* a FUPA I didn't need to see... ugh.
To anonymous who posted at 12:05:
Be careful when calling others "retarded". "you must be a slut if you WHERE a short skirt...".
Go check a dictionary Jethro!
damn kevin must not have hit that right cause it aint to torn up
Makes me feel better about my bod!
She's got big fat legs and a belly roll. Cow. Real nice pictures for her boys to see someday.
I really think these pics will help in the custody battle-
A great advertisement for womens shavers!
Lay off Britney-
Wouldn't you want to air that out after having that scum bag inside you several times?
Britney to her children in several years:
Mommy's broke because she should have taken the millions Playboy offered before the crotch shots.
Something tells me the leather in the car is smoother than Britneys thighs and vaginal area
For not having any of her babies pass through that cootch, it sure looks funky.
You call that a crotch shot? Eww. If you want a real crotch shot, email me at youwish.com
damn, i'd tear this up, mmm britney that's some nice pussy you got. i don't care what anybody says, that's good shit.
Hmmm, the biggest argument yet against buying used cars. You don't know where that thing has been.
wow Im straight as an arrow and I never want to have sex with this sow. Now having seen what I never wanted to I can honestly say this girk makes me ill, physically and psychologically, some people shouldnt be allowed to reproduce, especially no talent trash. Why is her skirt hiked up to her abdomen anyway, at least we know paris has some shit stains rubbed into the leather of her car
NEVER THOUGHT ID SEE HER TWAT
yes the world has finally happened the world can now masturbate to britney's actual vagina
Look at that one -yed brown twinkling starfish mummy
What a bunch of judgemental biatchez you all are. There are a butt-load of women who go commando, they just don't happen to have paparazi following their every move. Stop hating on her.
It's good to know you are all sooo perfect. I guess you would have thrown the stones...
Wow, after seeing her crotch shot I feel like I have one mighty nice pussy! I guess you don't really know what's under someone's clothes. She looks kinda sore down there, gross. I think her and Paris are bicurious with each other and Paris is having fun with the publicity. Britney, you are not a woman or a girl...you are a hermaphrodite with that fat looking twat. Lucky for Brit, she actually shaved. Cna you imagine the embaressment if she had one big chia-pet bush??!!hahahahahaha!!!
well i would still fuck her. nice her vagina looks pretty tasty.
Well i think she she's go a clean shave beneath her and it makes me feel like plunging into her.
thank god she at least shaved before she went out.
Big deal, so she doesn't wwear undies, a lot of people don't.
Brit needs to learn how to exit a car like a lady. She should take a lesson from class-act Jackie Kennedy: legs firmly closed, turn, place feet on ground, stand.
Wife says "watch for snail tracks"
All those who have disparaged Britney's anatomy reveal just how many adult vaginas they have NOT seen. All those photo layouts in excessively selective, high priced, glossy mens mags like Playboy do not count. As in everything else human, there is quite a lot of variety and artificial 'beautiful people' perfection is quite UN-common.
Sure, plenty of women go commando. However, only a classless moron goes commando in a super short skirt when they KNOW that they're having their picture taken that often
sad...
Britney is just flashing her pussy to make Kfed change his mind. The poor girl needs sum dick, it's been ages, lol. She even called Justin Timberlake. Paris and Lindsay are tossing her salad for sum publicity, cause technically paris and lindsay do nothing else but THAT. what slutty girls, these are the people that kids get to idolize. that's mind boggling.
I think they must have been breakin' Brit into the nasty girls "Taco Tweekin'" club just before the doors opened! Paris looks pretty greasy...and happy! I mean why was Brit's skirt all hiked up anyway? Hmmmmm! She really should have slapped some of those matted hair extensions on her ugly puss! LIP SINKIN' fuckupbilly!
It's still the loose end of a GUT .
At last, we boldly go where only Mr. Timberlake, K-Fed, and Britney's own hand have gone before! ...whether we wanted to or not.
first of all, it looks like she has a little girl's pussy with no visable inner labia... did she get them cut?
second... it looks like she remembered to shave her pussy, but she forgot to shave between her pussy and her ass.
nice scar too.
fucking gross...
you guys should, "hey take it easy" that is some quality pink pussy
anyone who says otherwise is jealous hah ah ah
I'll bet money we see her asshole before Christmas.
Thats the worst set of meat curtains I've ever seen.
Thats the worst set of meat curtains I've ever seen.
oh gawd britney.. is this how desperate you are to get back in the limelight.. keep your pants on stupid.. now your worst than the cheapest porn star! shame on your mother too
Makes me wanna go out and wax my pussy! You people are idiots. Why can't they leave her alone. See ya I gotta go heat up the wax.
Dude....
I didn't believe any of this when I heard it....
That's just sad.
Of all the things Britney could have done for publicity...
She hung out with Paris Fuckin Hilton!?
What a stupid douche!
....I can just see it...
*10 years from now*
"Mommy, some of the kids at school are making fun of me..."
Brit "Why?"
"Mommy, they say that they have pictures of your ....you know....They say that you are all kinds of bad things..."
>.<
And to be honest, i think it's stupid for her to do that when she's waiting to see if she gets custody of her kids.
I bet because of that stunt she lost. I wouldnt be surprised.
O_o
~Jalena~
Hi-res pics are at http://britneycrotch.org
Hmmm--I wonder it she's really just wearing crotch-colored panties--with a seam-slit up the middle?
Wow, Jethro is a loser.
Take a good look at Britney, buddy - that is probably the first and last time you'll ever see any female naked.
I don't blame the paparazzi--it's the fault of the slutarazzi.
I can appreciate a nice camera shot like that. Big deal, no undies...lots of women don't wear 'em at one time or another.
I'm just glad I don't have paparazzi houndin' my rear 24/7. Can't be too much fun with someone in your face more than you'd want but you can't do much to them because of freedom of press.
I'd tap that ass in a heartbeat. You chicks are just jealous.
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