Orlando Bloom Gets Himself a Booty

Various sources have reported that Orlando Bloom has moved on to Esquire's "Sexiest Woman Alive" Jessica Biel. Oh Kate Bosworth. He fell for you when you were the buff hottie from "Blue Crush" and now that you have morphed into a another Hollywood stick figure, you are outta the picture. I don't know if Kate is doing this to herself on purpose or if she really has a problem. All I know is that I have respect for Orlando going for a girl with some junk in the trunk. Shake that booty.