Turns out the red states aren't Grammy voters. Who knew?
Dixie Chicks killed it. They won every single award for which they were nominated. That's five of 'em, folks. Including record, album and song of the year. So the question, now, is turned on middle America's radio stations: Are you ready to make nice?
In contrast, country darling Carrie Underwood picked up Best New Artist and Best Female Country Vocal Performance for "Jesus, Take the Wheel."
Xtina and John Mayer picked up Best Female/Male Pop Vocal, and Gnarls Barkley won some stuff, as did Beyonce and J.T. Other stuff happened, too, but I'm tired tonight and all you guys care about is the photos anyway, and that's Teddy and Moo's domain.