Hugh Does It Dirty

Page 6 says Hugh Hefner is getting married again to the chickie pictured above (Holly Madison). Not only will she recieve mind altering elderly sex with a moderate chance of breakin' a man's hip but she'll also get the security that comes with the Playboy Mansion's grotto.

I can tell you that by the time I'm 80 not only will I not care about women; I'll be in full crotchety mode (while pursuing competitive shuffleboard). Right now women are lovely. At 80, egh, I'm good.

Nice work Hugh, now don't you go dying on us.