Late-Night Links

Yay! Trista and Ryan from The Bachelorette are expecting a baby! [Gone Hollywood]

Donald Trump may pull a Britney. [Cele|bitchy]

The Beckham's actual reality was too dull, so they've created scripted characters for their "reality" show. You know, just like every other reality show ever. [POTP]

Kurt Cobain would have been forty this Tuesday. [Bree]

Reese Witherspoon and George Clooney? I'm sure this is not true, but I'll dutifully pass along the rumor. [Holy Candy]

Paris Hilton's birthday party in Vegas had not a single A-lister. She partied with midgets and monkeys. She's probably going to check herself into rehab tomorrow just so someone will pay attention to her. [The Blemish]

Mischa Barton's kid sister checks into rehab. [A Socialite's Life]

Nicole Richie pleads not guilty to DUI, writes heartfelt thank-you letter to Britney Spears. [Hollywood Grind]