I Honestly Thought Whitney/Ray-J Was a Joke

This was one of those stories I came across and thought to myself, "Ha ha, very funny, retarded tabloids." But I guess it's for real. Whitney Houston and the urinator to Kim Kardashian's urinatee, Ray-J, are totally a couple. They were spotted last night at a private party in Vegas. When not urinating on Kim Kardashian or porking Whitney Houston, Ray-J also plays brother to singer Brandy. Rock on, I guess. Mostly, I'm way psyched for Whitney on this one. After dealing with Bobby Brown for a million years, she deserves some hot young ass. And after watching that Kim K footage, you know Whitney's gettin' some good lovin'.

[via Bossip]