Tuesday, February 27, 2007

More Dirt - Posh and Katie Not Sitting in a Tree

It seems as though Posh and KatCruise are in a tiff.

Why you ask? Perhaps it has something to do with Posh slamming the Science religion. There are all sorts of fun quotes here but it's my sacred duty to distill them into one comedy nugget. Here goes:
According to Victoria's friend, it all boils down to this: "Scientology is an expensive religion; Victoria is too cheap to convert."

According to the NY Daily News, Victoria told a pal: "There's no way I'd spend any money on that nonsense," regarding the cultish "religion."

You got it, the issue isn't Xenu or the fact that the religion was written about 40 years ago by a guy whacked out of his mind on sedatives, no it's all about the finances baby.

Posh remembers those pre-Spice days, back when she was eating Chef Boyardee out of a can. And who can blame her? Baby Spice is probably working the street right now.