One Leg, One Dream

Heather Mills, of Paul McCartney wife fame, will compete on "Dancing With the Stars" which returns March 19th. She will be the first person with an artificial leg to compete which should inspire all those amputees who want to dance while also not being famous.

Who else?

"Olympian Apolo Anton Ohno, boxer Laila Ali, former basketball star Clyde Drexler and actor Vincent Pastore, who played gangster Salvatore "Big Pussy" Bonpensiero on "The Sopranos," are also in the cast."

Thus, Star = Not Star

Remember this handy equation during the show and you'll be fine.