Sucks to Be Antonella Barba

Oh my God I am a headline genius.

Thanks to an anonymous commenter for tracking down the uncensored versions of these pics. Click to see everything.

Some of you may say that I am exploiting the youthful mistakes of an otherwise decent young woman for my own gain. And, in that regard, you are correct. I'm the kind of person who does things like that, and I've made my peace with it.

But I'd like to add that I also hope to send a message to all the world's young women: don't fucking do this shit, girls. I cannot stress this enough. It may seem fun and sexy and exciting at the time, and maybe you think that he will definitely ask you to be his girlfriend if you're cool enough to let him do this, and I know you're absolutely sure you can trust this dude, because he is such a great guy and he will never ever let anyone else see these pictures, let alone upload the high-res versions to a publicly accessible file-sharing server, but guess what? He would. What's that you say? He'd would never do that? GUESS WHAT? HE WOULD. Because eventually he will get drunk or you will leave him for his best friend or he will just turn out to be a huge asshole and probably all three. And then the pictures will be on the Internet when you achieve some measure of semi-fame and that will suck hardcore. Pun intended.

So if you're over eighteen and you have a consenting adult partner, give all the head you want. Go for it. Give head everywhere. In Chinese restaurant bathrooms, in his parent's bedroom, in the back of your roommate's Suburban, in parking lots and on baseball fields and at amusement parks. Give head constantly. But do not -- DO NOT -- ever fucking let anyone take a picture of you doing it. Don't let Antonella's utter humiliation be in vain! Learn something from this, girls! Please.











Thanks again to IDLYITW for bringing these to my attention.