Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Wolfgang Puck Catering Loves Fecal Foods

If you are squeamish just skip this post, because it ain't gonna be pretty.

Here we go.

LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Guests at Sports Illustrated's swimsuit issue party on Feb. 14 and a dozen other events may have been exposed to Hepatitis A, which was diagnosed in an employee of Wolfgang Puck Catering, authorities said Tuesday.

Wolfgang Puck - "Poisoning celebs like it's hot!" Also, anyone affected by HepA is counseled to get them some globulin shots real quick like. No reason to mention that other than I really like the word globulin.

Globulin. Globulin. See? It's fun.

Dr. Jonathan Fielding, county director of public health, said the caterer's response to the situation has been "exemplary."

Well, yes, that's a good route for them to go, exemplary, because they don't want to get sued for one zillion-kajillion dollars by the best lawyers in the world... at least not before they have a chance to leave town and head on down to ol' Mexico.

Oh, and just for the record, an employee for the company is apparently responsible for unknowningly putting people at risk for HepA which we all know is spread through the orofecal route.

Yep, that word equals poop plus mouth. Yay!