Wednesday, February 28, 2007

James Blunt is a True Blue Hellion

You know that song where he says "You're Beautiful" and then proceeds to undress on the beach? Well, that's not the only side to James Blunt. There is something darker and much more sinister within, a beast that Blunt hasn't been able to tame.

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Police are investigating reports that James Blunt ran over someone's foot as he was leaving a party, then drove off, authorities said Tuesday.

You know that joke you have with your pals where you pretend they ran over your foot as they pull out of the driveway? Blunt really did it, except without the joke part.

Oh, and reported that Blunt was accompanied by supermodel Petra Nemcova at the time.

Well there you go. If I was Jimmy Blunt, and I was banging Petra Nemcova I'd run over toes without a care in the world because I'm a one hit wonder. This night is probably all I have. Do I care if your toes go crunch? No fucking way man, I'm heading home and this Petra chick is going to do stuff to me that I've only seen in the rap videos. I mean really, just look at this fucking guy, he doesn't have a chance, I hope he is about to run you over right now!