Well, Somebody's Wrong Here

Gawker draws our attention to this Page Six article on Britney Spears.

SHE'S here for Fashion Week, but Britney Spears (left last night with baby Sean Preston) could use some fashion tips. The pop tart was spotted in the bathroom of the Carlyle Hotel on Friday about 11 p.m., primping with friends in front of the mirror. Our spy overheard Spears complain, "Y'all, I feel old! I'm 24, y'all. I feel old." She was wearing "a red tank minidress, no bra, and huge platform shoes" and had "nappy hair extensions." Spears asked our tipsters, "What should we do in New York? This place [the Carlyle] feels old." Informed that the hotel is a local institution, Spears opted to party at Tenjune instead.

Britney Spears is, of course, 25 years old, as of this past December. So either Page Six is wrong, or Britney Spears doesn't know how old she is or -- and probably most likely -- Britney Spears is lying about her age in public bathrooms, as if everyone in the goddamn first world doesn't know how old she actually is.