SURPRISE! Bud Bundy's Divorcing That Tall, Hot Chick He Married

David Faustino (aka Bud Bundy) has filed for divorce from the hot, gold-digging, pathetic chick he married in 2003, Andrea Elmer, citing irreconcilable differences.

I remember watching some interview with these two right after he'd proposed, and just thinking, like, "He must know, right?"

This was some seriously sad starfucking, and I'm glad it's over now.