A New Addition to the Evil Beet Family

The Beet is so, so excited to welcome a darling new boy to our little family. Spiteful Lars made his entrance to our world on November 13, 2006. Everyone is healthy and very happy. So far, he and Evil T are playing nicely together, and T is psyched to have a brother around the house. We are looking forward to many wonderful memories together.

Everyone please welcome Lars as he finds his footing in this mess we call a celeb gossip blog. Try to be nice (Justin Guarini fans, this means you). We're psyched to have him on board, as we sorely need some testosterone around these parts. No, not those parts, perv.