Jessica Simpson is Not Going to Talk About Her Private Life (Except She Totally Is)

Oh, yay. Another Jessie Simpson interview. The forum: Elle magazine. The topic: Her personal life, and how she won't talk about it, and then more about her personal life.

On seeing Nick with other women: “Oh, it hurt me. Two or three weeks later? Yeah, I’d say it kind of hurt me.” Hey, Jess? Everyone's going to lead with that. Everyone. You knew that when you said it, didn't you?

On her relationship with John Mayer: "I want to tell you everything, but I have to sew my lips together. It’s hurt me in the past." Damn, that's a good plan, Jessie. Maybe you could have had that little brainstorming session sometime before the "Is it chicken or tuna" debacle. You'll get 'em next time, kiddo.

On the reality show she filmed with Nick: “I let people in on who I am and how I react to my husband. That’s a big deal. Celebrities don’t do that. So I think they brought me down just because I stopped talking and because I have not spoken – and will not speak – about my divorce. And I think people feel like I owe them my reality right now.”

Anyway, Jess goes on to say how she's still buddies with Nick, and won't say if she's currently in love (although she makes it clear to the interviewer that she is). Hey, Jess, if you want to keep your private life private, maybe stop giving interviews about it?