Anna Nicole 911 Tapes

TMZ got 'em. They are so all over this. They're kind of anti-climactic. The one chick's all like "Can you respond to the Hard Rock? We have an unresponsive white female." And the other chick's all like "Yeah sure no prob" and then the first chick's all like "It's actually, um, it's Anna Nicole Smith" and then the other chick's like "Oh okay." So, like, pretty much exactly what you would expect from professionals who tend not to become hysterical in situations like this. Listen here.