An Open Letter to the Cop Who Pulled Me Over on Sepulveda Tonight

You are way, way cooler than the cop who pulled me over last week, and much nicer than the cop who pulled me over the week before that. Thanks for being a doll. I will live to terrorize the roads of Los Angeles another day.

With love,
Beet



Also, Paris got that restraining order against ParisExposed.com, further insuring that her latest "passion" project will stay front and center as everyone goes to print next week. Say what you will, but that girl's a genius.