Thursday, February 01, 2007

Lane Garrison is Screwed, But Still Better Off Than That Kid He Killed

Beverly Hills police yesterday released more details on Prison Break star Lane Garrison's car wreck in December, which killed a 17-year-old boy. To the surprise of absolutely no one, Garrison's blood alcohol content was at least .16%, and he'd also been doing lines of cocaine before he got behind the wheel. He'll be charged with DUI, and likely with felony DUI. The police also recommended that Garrison be charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

I'll tell ya, this guy is Brandy's best friend right now. Nothing distracts from your totally sober, momentarily distracted, life-claiming wreck on the 405 like a coke-snortin', Grey-Goose-shootin', underage-girl-totin' life-claiming wreck in Beverly Hills. She should write him a thank-you note when he's in jail.