Lunchtime Quickies: Nick Carter Would Like You to Hate Paris Hilton, Watch His Television Program

• God bless the British press. They've got a pic of cocaine in its natural habitat -- the inside of Kate Moss's nose.


• If the standard blow-up doll isn't doing the trick anymore, you can bid on an actual Fembot on eBay.


• Nick Carter: "Paris Hilton is a psychotic evil whore blah blah blah blah hey by the way I have a television show coming out."


• Jamie Pressly gets engaged and Kate Hudson files for divorce.


• Do you want a George W. Bush butt plug? Perhaps for use in conjunction with your Fembot? Okay, okay. Just promise you'll think about it.


• ABC's website has a clip of the Terri Irwin interview that will air on 20/20 tonight.


• I can't believe I am linking to Perez Hilton just because I agree with his taste, but I am. Regina Spektor rocks, and when you're done listening to the new Killers album, you should check her out.


• Lost star Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje ayddibug ukilolopoti yi Abptu daka-daka shrekpiti.