Lunch-Break Quickies: Are Paris & Nicole BFF Again?

• Hey boys! Just when you thought masturbating to thoughts of Miss Cleo couldn't get any better -- turns out she's a lezzie!




• Aaron Carter breaks off his week-long engagement to Kari Ann Peniche, because he's now met the requisite media usage quota of "House of Carters" as detailed in his contract with E!, and because, you know, she used to fuck his brother.




• KFed's not even going to include "PoPoZao" on his debut album, Playing with Fire; it's being replaced by a duet between him and his wife, Britney Spears. So, by its late October release date, we should all be ready to welcome Britney Spears' Playing with Fire, featuring Kevin Federline.




• Are Paris & Nicole combining their evil powers once again?




• How many people does it take to wax Scarlett Johansson's vag? A whole "waxing crew," apparently. [via Junkiness]




• Triumph the Insult Comic Dog bangs fellow puppet Ernie of Sesame Street. The folks at Childrens' Workshop are all like "even our audience knows that stupid dog is played out."
  
• Jackass Number Two makes number one at the box office. This, folks, is why the terrorists hate us.