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- He's been hit with a few shells, but apparently at no point with a car insurance policy. Rapper 50 cent is pulled over in his Lambo in NYC for making an unsafe lane change. He's later handcuffed and taken to a police station on charges of an expired driver license, his vehicle being unregistered in NY, driving an uninsured vehicle and having that brick of heroin in the back seat. And by "having that brick of heroin in the back seat" I of course mean "being black." Gawker's got art.
- Jessica Simpson's management fires her publicist for trying to make it look like leaving Nick Lachey hasn't become such an embarrassing misstep for the plummeting popstar. But in her defense: John Mayer, dude? Really? And when DJ AM was single?
- How much is In-N-Out burger paying Paris Hilton? Because if I were Carl's Jr, I'd be fucking pissed.
- Ellen DeGeneres is hosting next year's Oscars. I'd make one of the 8 gimme jokes here, but Defamer already took all of them.
- Orlando Bloom and Uma Thurman? Wow, I bet that makes Kate Bosworth really hungry.
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