Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Happy Morning! It Doesn't Have to be September 11 Again for a Full Year!

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I love you.

  • I think our nation's club owners have figured out that turning away Paris Hilton is a surefire way to get their club's name in all the papers. I'm totally okay with that, Rose Bar at Ian Schrager's Gramercy Park Hotel.
  • I don't know at what point Tom Cruise stopped being hot, but it totally happened.
  • Britney Spears got that baby out, a healthy baby boy born just before 2 am on September 12. After cutting the umbilical cord, the doctors pierced the baby's ear and tattooed his upper arm.
  • I don't know if the bigger news is that Jude and Sienna are dating again, or that Us Weekly's blog totally said "f-buddies."
  • Justin Timberlake's avant-garde masterpiece, FutureSex/LoveSounds, drops today. You know you've really pushed the boundaries of contemporary soundscape when the whole album is available on MTV's The Leak.
  • Eva Longoria takes a pre-emptive strike against her imminent irrelevance; it's not that she won't have options after Desperate Housewives runs its threadbare course, it's just that she doesn't want to do any of them.

Streisand_Disciple said...

The Tom Cruise thing really shouldn't shock you. There's a point in every gay actor's life when he reaches the tipping point between point between Rock Hudson and Ian McKellen. George Takei leapt that gorge at 25.