Lindsay Lohan (Allegedly) Smokes Hippie Cigarettes, Huge Cocks
Just another sickening battle in the war on privacy we call fame. Some enterprising young stalker has apparently captured a Lohan grocery receipt. How do we know it's a Lohan grocery receipt? Her name's not on it anywhere. Okay, her name is on the bottom, but it's not like that proves anything. I could get a Ralphs card as Lindsay Lohan, too. The list includes:
- Chaser (a popular hangover "cure")
- 2 bottles of Nyquil
- 1 box Claritin tablets
- 1 box of Sudafed
- 1 box of Unisom
- Ginseng
- 2 boxes green tea supplement
and also:
- 4 frozen dinners
- 3 bottles of wine
- 2 bags of Doritos
- Miracle Whip
- grated Parmesan cheese
- Philly Cream Cheese
- 2 jugs of cranberry juice
- Honey Nut Cheerios
- 12 pack of Diet Coke
- 3 packs of American Spirits
- Tums Smoothies
- 1 box of Magnum Trojans
So as best I can tell, your local meth lab threw a lovely Labor Day picnic.
I'm not yet convinced this receipt belongs to La Lohan. This could just as easily be a PR stunt by Trojan, AmSpirit or Chaser. I'm waiting for some proof.
Okay, her name is on the bottom, but it's not like that proves anything.
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