Ugh. I am, like, soooo late on the draw with this one. So a recap.
Lindsay Lohan's Birkin was stolen at Heathrow airport, which was, like, recently the target of some manner of foiled terrorist plot, so it's nice to see they've really driven security into high gear over there. Lindsay cried because if there's anything that sucks worse than losing a Hermes bag containing over $1M in jewelry and your asthma inhaler, it's losing a Hermes bag containing over $1M in jewelry and the rest of your cocaine. You'd cry, too.
Don't panic yet, folks; the bag was recently found in a parking lot near Heathrow, after whoever stole it realized that it's a lot harder to sell jewelry and a handbag on the black market when everyone in the nearest 19 countries knows you stole them from Lindsay Lohan this morning. But you know what tastes the same in every language? Yeah. Don't count on getting that "inhaler" back, Linds.