Ah ha ha ha! So it turns out Bob Guiney, from The Bachelor, somehow managed to parlay his reality TV gig into an ill-advised recording contract. I know this because a sample of the aforementioned opus just came onto my Pandora box, on my Counting Crows channel, no less, which I'm sure would send Adam Duritz into a hissy fit if he were still alive. What's that? He is? Huh.
Anyway, this post's raison d'etre: the title of the song is "So Wrong." Which is just so, so right.