Remains of the Day: Web 2.0, Where You Too Can Be a Hot Teenage Girl

• Aaron Carter is engaged to Kari Ann Peniche, a former Miss United States Teen who had her title revoked for posing for Playboy. So, Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff, you both lost.
  

• Will Brad Pitt replace Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible IV? Paramount hopes so.
  
  
• Accomplished Jew-hater Mel Gibson takes time out from his busy schedule of AA and KKK meetings to make his daughter an MRS.
  
  
• Janet Jackson once "accidentally" used cocaine, and she was so utterly distraught over it that she just had to tell an LA radio station.


• MTV launches Virtual Laguna Beach, begins advertising negotiations with Tampax, Rogaine.