Today's mostly Asian-Baby-Called-Suri-Cruise Day on the internets, but if you're now suitably bored and disturbed reading the TomKat PR script optioned by Vanity Fair, here are some other things going on in celeb news:
- You know what would be purely sensational and unfair and hurtful to the Mel Gibson clan? Dragging his oldest son's past DUI into this mess. My favorite part of this article is the discussion of how Christian Gibson got sober at Cirque Lodge in Utah -- the "same facility that helped Mary-Kate Olsen beat anorexia in 2004." Apparently sobriety has the same staying power in the Gibson family as eating has in the Olsens'.
- Gwen Stefani will not fucking stop calling things "Love. Angel. Music. Baby." This time it's a line of dolls. "The Harajuku Girls and I wore such wicked costumes we had to share them with the world again," Stefani announced. Such a giving soul in a truly world-class songwriter and lyricist. How rare.
- Why it took Joe Eszterhas this long to write a tell-all is a mystery to me. Daily News has some of the highlights. Among them: Val Kilmer is an imbecile. Asked by the Academy to nominate the three best film moments of the century, Kilmer nominated three of his movies. One of them was 'Batman Forever.'
- Britney Spears is planning a C-section tomorrow, at which point the multi-millionairess will officially have given birth to two babies in less than one year, both by a white boy who wears conrows and wife-beaters and fancies himself a rapper. You can take the girl out of Kentwood, right?