Thursday, September 14, 2006

BREAKING: Tom Cruise Still Gay

Yes, folks, it's that time of year again! A male prostitute claims to have had a gay dalliance with Tom Cruise! And someone is using it to try to sell a book! Hollywood Interrupted was "leaked" a chapter. In it, "Big Red" talks about his sexual misadventures with Tom Cruise during the filming of Eyes Wide Shut, as well as his rendezvous with other big name stars. It's definitely not a PG read, and it's not in line to win either a Pulitzer or a spelling bee, but please, please try to hang in there until Red deftly compares anal intercourse with Garth Brooks to "fucking a whale." Because, you know, how funny is that?

Streisand_Disciple said...

Wow, this really explains that whole Chris Gaines thing.

Brian said...

Now I'm not suggesting none of this happened, or that Tom Cruise and a host of other celebrities aren't secretly gay; however, this "Big Red" guy also lays claim to having serviced up to five hundred people a month? At least sixteen a day, huh? More than one an hour, even if you keep long hours? Seven days a week?

Anonymous said...

tom cruise killed rock hudson.

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