Late-Night Links

Lindsay Lohan's out of rehab and on the loose. And everyone knows the next-best thing to some Grey Goose cocktail is some Ryan Phillippe ... um .. you know. [A Socialite's Life]

Sarah Michelle Gellar: pregnant or fat? [INO]

Cammy Diaz nabs herself some Tyrese. [Cele|bitchy]

Premiere becomes the latest magazine to bid adieu to its print version, plans to focus efforts on online operations. [fishbowlLA]

Hey, guess who's still freakin' adorable? The Jolie-Pitt family! [ICYDK]

Also cute: TomKat and Suri, back on the intramural sports circuit. [dlisted]

Courtney Love breaks the big story that there was cocaine at Paris Hilton's birthday party. We get it, Courtney. You're sober now. But do you really have to ruin it for everyone else? [Warship]

Tobey Maguire and Jennifer Meyer take little Ruby Sweetheart into the ocean. Nude. (She's nude, not them.) [POTP]

Pics from Liz Hurley's wedding. [Allie]

ScarJo puts on her very ugliest dress for the Louis Vuitton show. Hair and shoes to match. [SOW]

One billion pics from the NAACP Image Awards. [PopSugar]

Also ... a VERY SPECIAL thanks to Joy A. at Pop on the Pop for giving Evil Beet a shout-out in her Mediabistro interview. We love ya, Joy, and we love reading POTP!

Looking Good, Lindsay!

Sobriety is treating Lindsay Lohan well. While she's certainly had some help from Britney, Anna and Oscar, it's been quite a while since we ran a Lindsay-Lohan-threw-a-fit-then-cried-then-fell-then-went-to-the-bathroom-18-times story around here. She looks adorable in these pics, leaving a private party at new L.A. hotspot Winston's this weekend, and I'm going to go out on a limb and say that I think this girl is finally starting to get her shit together. Rock on, Lindsay!

Brody Jenner & Spencer Pratt Are Exactly the Tools You Thought They Were

Man, this interview should be required reading for the whole world. Especially Lauren Conrad.

Details magazine sits down with the male "stars" of this season of The Hills, Brody Jenner and Spencer Pratt, to discuss their bizarre rise to fame.

Some sample dialogue:

Pratt: “Do you trust me?”
Jenner: “Of course I trust you.”
Pratt: “All right, then here’s what you’re gonna do. You’re gonna start dating Nicole Richie. And you’re gonna get that skinny bitch to eat, all right? You are about to become The Guy Who Got Nicole Richie to Eat. Process that shit, bro. You’ll be, like, a fucking hero to America.”

It really just gets worse from there. “Basically, I made it, like, my mission to try to go on a date with every girl on The Hills,” says Spencer, who later spends twenty minutes talking about how he's planning to make a tape of himself banging Heidi Montag, and release it on the Internet.

Also in there: apparently Lindsay Lohan is all up on Brody's cock. She texts him constantly and reportedly said that "she could cuddle with him forever."

And then they get all bitchy with Kevin Connolly. “That guy is a joke,” says Spencer. “We were Entourage before Entourage. .. Why would anyone act when they can just play themselves?” (Notes the author: "Well, there’s this: While Jenner & Co. will spend $1,000 on drinks over the course of the next two hours, Connolly is drinking for free.")

In no big surprise, most of the total jackass comments made in this interview come out of Spencer's mouth, not Brody's. I used to think Brody Jenner was totally disgusting. Now he seems like a pretty decent guy when compared to Spencer Pratt. And at least Brody is genuinely hot. Spencer, as other bloggers have pointed out, is disturbingly Steve Sandersesque.

Oh well. Here's the point: watch The Hills.

Rehab #2 Featuring Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan has checked out of the Wonderland treatment center she has called home for the past month. She is still going to be participating in outpatient therapy but now she is free to whore herself around at various Hollywood hotspots.

She is also now free to devote her full time to her movie "I Know Who Killed Me." I guess its something about a girl with a dual personality. Didn't she already play that part in "Freaky Friday?" Honestly my favorite Lindsay Lohan movie is "Mean Girls."

I'm glad she did her 30 days inside rehab, even though if it was a bit rocky due to her need to be seen by the paparazzi shopping, goes out to clubs, ect...

Lets hope that she stays clean and sober!

Late-Night Links

Justin Timberlake announces plans to launch his own television network, JT TV. I announce plans to throw up a little in my mouth. [POTP]

Remember Lindsay Lohan? [The Blemish]

Mischa Barton does her very best Crocodile Dundee. [Celebslam]

Anna Nicole was cheating ... on TRIMSPA! Leave it to CourtTV to get the hard facts in this case. [TMZ]

T.R. Knight is not getting pushed around by anyone anymore! You hear that, Diddy? [Cele|bitchy]

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer pose for some prom post-Grammy photos. [Tabloid Whore]

Paris Hilton won't have her true commitment to the ground-breaking creation of novel soundscapes diluted by an extended appearance at such self-congratulatory nonsense as the Grammy awards. But you can take her picture real quick. [Defamer]

See? Sarah Silverman is funny. I told you so. [Gawker]

It's Alcoholics ANONYMOUS, Jackass

Poor Lindsay. The paparazzi follow her to the grocery store, to the Coffee Bean, to Teddy's and Area, and now they're following her to her AA meetings with video cameras. This is so unfair on so many levels, guys. You can even hear Lindsay saying in the background, "This is so embarrassing." It's not just a horrible invasion of Lindsay's privacy (and I'm torn on where I stand on this -- I mean, she's been working 24/7 to garner publicity for years now), but it's also an attack on anyone who's trying to get sober anonymously at the meetings she's attending. These people were in no way responsible for Herbie: Fully Loaded. They don't deserve this! I'm certainly not one to stand up for the privacy of public figures, but this is crossing the line. Back off, guys!

Let's Talk About Lindsay Lohan

I'm trying to figure out what her M.O. is.

Lindsers was partying at Les Deux with Paris Hilton on Friday and was spotted at Area on Saturday night. No one caught her drinking alcohol (she's always got a water bottle or a can of Rockstar -- which may or may not be filled with, say, water or Rockstar), but still. Is she trying to stay sober or what?

It's not that you can't stay sober and be at bars, Linds, and I'm glad you're still going to meetings, but maybe take it easy for the first couple of months? And keep your distance from Paris? Yes?

Is she trying to send a message? That she can quit drinking and still be out on the scene? Is she just that addicted to the publicity? Is there a 12-step program for that? Man, there really should be. Or is she, you know, just that addicted to getting high and drunk at L.A. hot spots?

We're rooting for you, Lindsay! Get your life together!

Other Stuff You Should Know About

Hilary Duff's new single is pretty addicting. Kind of like Vicodin. When you're Nicole Richie. [popbytes]

Alanis Morissette and Ryan Reynolds must have received the letters I've been writing them, begging that the natural order of the universe be restored, and that Ryan Reynolds genes of total hotness not be mixed with Alanis's weird pear-shaped ones. They've split up. [Hollywood Grind]

I hate covering stories that involve Katie Holmes talking. [Defamer]

Fuckin' Lindsay Lohan. [The Blemish, The Superficial]

Fuckin' Lindsay Lohan's mom. [Hollyscoop]

Yes, we have pictures of Denise Richards' labia. This is very good news for Heather Locklear in the maintenance and improvement of the voo-doo doll. [The Superficial]

Really Late-Night Links

If you're wondering where Lindsay Lohan acquired her penchant for rambling, nonsensical epistolaries, look no further than her father's most recent jailhouse opus. [Pop on the Pop]

Aw, Danny Tanner can still make his little girls smile. [Agent Bedhead]

Turns out Courtney Love can stay sober and plant absurd rumors about how she's being considered as a judge for American Idol and categorically deny them, all at the same time! Yet, basic spelling continues to elude her. [Defamer]

Tara Conner's no stranger to any type of blow. [ICYDK]

I hadn't heard of Lily Allen until sometime last week, but this girl's getting really famous really fast. [popbytes]

The gossip and sports blogospheres collide with the sound of Gisele Bundchen getting pummeled by Tom Brady. [The Big Lead]

Memo to Tyra Banks: We are done talking about the weight you've put on in the past couple of years. We did it for a day or two, got it out of our systems, and we're ready to move on. We'd really appreciate it if you'd allow us to do that. Step away from the fat pictures, Tyra. Please. Love, The Blogosphere. [The Blemish]

Bill Gates can't get away from Jon Stewart fast enough. [Cele|bitchy]

Late-Night Links

If you had to be in rehab with Lindsay Lohan, you'd drink, too. [A Socialite's Life]

Not only is Britney Spears still dating Jewish actor/model Isaac Cohen, she's sporting a star of David. Also, I challenge all readers to beat X17's headline for this one. I don't feel it's possible. [X17]

Sienna Miller left her pants at the Factory Girl premiere. [ICYDK]

You always knew Paris Hilton was a racist bitch, but thankfully we now have it all on tape. [WWTDD]

Pete Doherty takes his eight millionth shot at getting sober. If this guy were a stock, I'd short it. [Cele|bitchy]

Brandy is slapped with a $50 million suit by the parents of the woman she killed in a traffic accident late last year. [Bossip]

Jennifer Lopez isn't a Scientologist, she just throws them her support when they're boosting her career. [Celebslam]

Lindsay Lohan's Appendix Still Hasn't Worked the 12 Steps

Ladies and gentleman:

The moment you've all been waiting for has arrived.

LINDSAY LOHAN HAS CHECKED INTO REHAB.

After her latest hospitalization for an "appendectomy" failed to result in the surgical removal of her drinking problem, the starlet finally decided to check herself out of Hyde and into a facility. Lindsay has spoken of attendance at AA meetings, and has been spotted lately drinking only from a water bottle at clubs, but multiple sources confirm that those water bottles are regularly filled with vodka.

Says Lohan through her rep, "I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health. I appreciate your well wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time."

For what it's worth, Lindsay, good luck.

Lindsay and Joey, Sittin' in a Pile of Cocaine and Rape Allegations

Oh, yay. Lindsay Lohan's getting her pork on with certified rapist extraordinaire Joe Francis, who, when not forcing himself on underage girls or physically abusing female journalists or getting his ass sodomized by distant associates of Paris Hilton, produces the hard-hitting documentaries in the Girls Gone Wild series. The Post reports that Francis was by Lindsay's side during her "appendectomy" hospitalization, probably because he's the one who sold her the shit that ... um ... damaged her appendix. This can really only be healthy for Linds. Way to go.

Late-Night Links

Now you can cross "See Steven Tyler's bare ass" off your list of things to do before you die. I know, I know. When you put it on there twenty years ago it seemed a much more appealing proposal. Beggars can't be choosers. But thankfully his daughter girlfriend is there to add a touch of youth to the image. [MollyGood]

How is it surprising to anyone, let alone someone who has actually had sex with her, that Anna Nicole continues to sell pictures of her baby to the tabloids? Come on, Larry Birkhead. You know you're loving this. [Cele|bitchy]

Britney and her new parasite drop $40K a night on the Hugh Hefner suite at The Palms. I'm not sure why she needs that rotating bed. You know the whole room is spinning for her by bedtime anyway.* [Pop on the Pop]

Who is Keeley Hazell? Who cares? Her sex tape leaked. [Bossip]

Damn. I was in the Lindsay-Lohan's-boobs-are-real camp for a long, long time, but now I'm starting to have second thoughts. [Yeeeah!]

Oh happy day! It turns out Gwen Stefani looks human before you airbrush the hell out of her. [Teddy and Moo]

Snore. Heather Mills wins something in her never-ending battle with Sir Paul McCartney. Wake me when I'm British. [Monica Monroe]

*A special congrats to Isaac Cohen, who, having been Britney's boy-toy for over a week now, has earned his previously irrelevant ass its very own label here on the Beet.

Late-Night Links

After hubby Becks signed with the L.A. Galaxy last week, Victoria Beckham arrives in Los Angeles to do whatever it is that Victoria Beckham does. [DListed]

Well, the sooner Denise Richards marries Richie Sambora, the sooner she can leave him for her best friend's husband. No, I'm kidding, that would never happen. Denise Richards doesn't have friends. [A Socialite's Life]

It's about time we started rumors that Jessica Alba's engaged. [The Blemish]

Britney Spears takes Sean Preston to the park, pretends to interact with him. I'm not sure if she's more neglectful toward her child or her hair extensions. It's a tough call lately. [Celebrity Smack]

Lauren Graham (aka Lorelei Gilmore) is reportedly a diva on the set. [Celeb Warship]

Is it possible all Saturday Night Live really needed was YouTube? Following the smash Internet success of "Dick in a Box," the ailing SNL is back in the blogosphere with Jack Gyllenhaal's brilliant rendition of Dreamgirls' "You're Gonna Love Me." [popbytes]

Lindsay Lohan looks stunning in her new Miu Miu ads. Also: she doesn't look anything at all like Lindsay Lohan. [Dirty Laundry]

Agent Provocateur releases the third film in their series, "Kate Moss in Underwear Saying Nonsensical Yet Remarkably Underwear-Selling Things." [Agent Bedhead]

Ah, the changing of the celebrity gossip guard. Molly Goodson is movin' on up to PopSugar, but be sure to swing by Mollygood to heckle the new guy. [Mollygood, PopSugar]

Lindsay's New Man is Ashlee's Ex

It's about time Lindsay Lohan took up with a new man. I'm getting tired of running stories about her drug problem. Her flavor of the month is Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz, the rocker who got into the most inexplicable boxing match with a concertgoer this weekend. He is also -- perhaps not coincidentally -- the ex-boyfriend of Ashlee Simpson, whom Lindsay accused of dating her own ex, Wilmer Valderrama, a while back (hence Ashlee's song "Boyfriend").

Fun fact about Pete Wentz: his penis is on the Internet. His sidekick got raided, and the naked pics he'd taken of himself (hopefully to send to someone else and not just for his own viewing pleasure) made the Internet rounds in March (NSFW). He was bright enough to leave his face out of the nudy pics, but his pelvic art makes for a pretty easy ID. (What on earth is that thing anyway? A bat? A gremlin? Inquiring minds want to know!)

Lindsay Out Partying After Leaving Hospital

The very same day she left the hospital after an abortion appendectomy, Lindsay was in full form, hitting the WeHo club scene until 2:30 am, with her trusty vodka water bottle in tow. Glad to see you're making such a speedy recovery, Linds!

More pics here.

It Is Possible Lindsay Lohan Did Not Have Appendicitis

According to Page Six, Lindsay's hospital stay for "appendicitis" may be a result of yet another days-long drug and alcohol binge. The starlet, who has admitted to seeking recovery in AA, reportedly had over 20 friends in and out of her apartment on Wednesday night. They "were not there to bring her chicken soup," says a source.

Lohan called in sick to the set of the movie she's filming and was admitted to the hospital on Thursday. Apparently these guests were helping her continue the "constant party she started on New Year's." Rumors have begun that the billion bottles of water we've seen Lindsay carrying out of clubs lately are actually filled with vodka (as bloggers have long speculated). She won't let actual bottles of liquor near her table at clubs, lest she be photographed with them.

Late-Night Links

Paris Hilton actually managed to get fired from her namesake Club Paris. Is there anything this girl can't do? [The Blemish]

Pics from the Alpha Dog premiere's after-party, with nary a Cameron Diaz in sight. [Monica Monroe]

K-Fed gets text-dissed by La Lohan. [The Superficial]

Britney Spears is back on the party scene, looking worse than I have ever, ever seen her look. The first pic is vaguely reminiscent of Rosie O'Donnell. [X17]

The "sole remaining" copy of the video of Steve Irwin's death has been handed over to his widow. [Tabloid Whore]

Nicole Richie hires a shaman to rid her home of whatever "curse" triggered her string of bad luck in 2006. This shaman will, I assume, walk in, flush thirty-six baggies of coke down the toilet, and leave. [Junkiness]

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson's publicity train makes a stop in Splitsville. [The Bosh]

Singer/model Tyrese allegedly punched his pregnant girlfriend in the stomach. [Gabsmash]

Lohan Only in Hospital for Something Medical

NEW YORK (AP) — Lindsay Lohan was to have surgery to remove her appendix, her publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, said Thursday. Zelnik said in an e-mail that the 20-year-old actress was "having her appendix removed. She is resting comfortably."

Well, I hope our girl is feeling better and enjoying ice cream. That said, what kind of publicist needs three names? Thanks for the info Leslie Sloane Zelnik!

Late-Night Links

After dropping the f-bomb on national television, Vanessa Minnillo spends the next few hours getting utterly wasted and attempting to flash New York City. [Mollygood]

It's been months (and about 20 pounds) since we've had a Lindsay-Lohan-in-bikini photo set. [Cele|bitchy]

Paris Hilton graces the folks at Pure with an impromptu performance of "Stars Are Blind." Not blind enough, figures the audience, and someone pelts her in the eye with ice. [Yeeeah!]

There are three young women at a house party. One is passed out. Another is flashing her breast. And the last is biting the inner thigh of the one who's half-naked. Guess which one is Mary-Kate Olsen. [I'm Not Obsessed]

Pam Anderson drunk-ass wasted in Vegas on New Years. [Celebrity Smack, more, even more]

Jessica Alba in a bikini. You're welcome. [IBBB]

Lindsay Lohan and Wilmer Valderrama make nice. [Celebslam]

That elusive Ashlee Simpson nip slip has arrived. [The Blemish]