THIS IS THE GREATEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED IN MY WHOLE LIFE!!!

omg omg omg!!!



Britney Spears will leave a message telling a FANTASY tale on the voicemail of WHOEVER YOU WANT. It's all pre-programmed, and it doesn't necessarily know how to pronounce any name you give it (it didn't know mine), but it's still AMAZING. And it's free!!!! (It's a promo for her new fragrance).



omg omg omg



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The possibilities are ENDLESS here, folks. We can WREAK HAVOC. Omg I wish we still had Lindsay Lohan's phone number floating around the Internet.



You can listen to a sample message I made up here. If you make a message you think is particularly funny, send it to us here at Evil Beet and we'll post a link to it.

Update: Holy shit you guys I just thought of something even more amazing. The software asks you for your own phone number -- this way, when it calls the person, your name shows up on their caller ID. But it doesn't verify your number in any way!!! So if you're in middle school, this is totally your lucky day. You can pretend you're someone else sending the message! And remember that you can identify yourself here as "secret crush," "secret lover," "dog," etc. Holy shit. YOU CAN CAUSE SO MUCH DRAMA HERE PEOPLE!!! Don't disappoint me.