Late-Night Links

Project Runway winner Jeffrey Sebelia is broke -- and designing clothes for the Bratz movie. Which is still, I suppose, a step above going on the Surreal Life and sleeping with a former child star who's twice your age and half your height. Isn't that right, Adrianne Curry? [A Socialite's Life]

Seriously? OMG! WTF? has moved. Update your bookmarks, kids! [SOW]

Britney Spears could never hang on American Idol. [IDLYITW]

Justin Timberlake weighs in on Britney and her (non-)hair. [GTS]

Jessica Biel and Hayden Panettiere walk their dogs in L.A. this weekend. I'm just happy whenever Hayden is not in the same city as Paris Hilton. Leave her alone, Paris! [Ninja Dude]

Cameron Diaz gets wasted in Vegas. [Allie Is Wired]

Christina Aguilera and Beyonce at Jay-Z's birthday party. [INO]

Kelly Osbourne breaks down at an HIV benefit concert and states that one of her family members is HIV positive. Start up the office pools, kids. [Celeb Slam]

Meredith Grey may currently be the Schrodinger's Cat of network television, but Ellen Pompeo is alive and well and attending the NBA all-star game. [ICYDK]

Lily Allen is always good for a pull quote or twelve. [Bree]

The Lady Doth Protest Too Much, Methinks

I researched the quote to make sure I got the headline right you Shakespeare freaks. Man, you guys are worse than the LeopardRinis.

Okay, back to business, Scarlett Johannson(twins) has come out and made a very non-definitive statement about her and Timberlake.

Here it is:

"We have a lot of friends in common, and Justin's a sweetheart, and it's always good to see him. But there's a lot of speculation and I try not to read that stuff. I think when two people are single and are seen together, it's immediately like a crazy feeding frenzy."

You know what else piques people's interest? When you appear in a 9 minute whack off self aggrandizing J-Tim video. It's like when that Counting Crows guy had Courteney Cox in his video. They were doing it. Or when Steven Tyler put his daughter Liv in there. You get the picture.

So don't blame us feeding frenziers for being right on the money. You guys love each other and will have a million babies and that's all there is to it. Unless of course he goes with Jessica. Then you're out.

*Headline Courtesy of Hamlet*

Late-Night Links

Justin Timberlake announces plans to launch his own television network, JT TV. I announce plans to throw up a little in my mouth. [POTP]

Remember Lindsay Lohan? [The Blemish]

Mischa Barton does her very best Crocodile Dundee. [Celebslam]

Anna Nicole was cheating ... on TRIMSPA! Leave it to CourtTV to get the hard facts in this case. [TMZ]

T.R. Knight is not getting pushed around by anyone anymore! You hear that, Diddy? [Cele|bitchy]

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer pose for some prom post-Grammy photos. [Tabloid Whore]

Paris Hilton won't have her true commitment to the ground-breaking creation of novel soundscapes diluted by an extended appearance at such self-congratulatory nonsense as the Grammy awards. But you can take her picture real quick. [Defamer]

See? Sarah Silverman is funny. I told you so. [Gawker]

Brit's Late-Night Vomit-rama

Not that this is even news anymore, but Britney was parting at NYC's Tenjune late Saturday night -- maybe partying a little too much. Britster exited the club and was rushed into an SUV with a blonde female friend. When she arrived at the hotel, she and the friend left, and the paps quickly noticed something was amiss within the car. They zoom in and get a close-up of the backseat of the SUV, covered in vomit. That's hot. Video here.

Brit's former love, Justin Timberlake, had a similar night on Friday. After performing at Avalon on Friday night (and giving K-Fed a hug on the red carpet -- is there a Federlake in the works?), JT was scheduled to perform at Clive Davis' legendary pre-Grammy bash on Saturday, but had to cancel, citing a 103 degree fever. The folks who were out partying with Justin until five o'clock Saturday morning said he seemed perfectly healthy -- albeit drunk -- to them. Hm. Fox News said the newly single pop star actually showed up for sound check, but just couldn't pull it together to perform.

Maybe next time Justin should think twice before sounding off about what an irresponsible trainwreck Britney is.

Late-Night Links

Just in case Britney Spears had any surviving remnant of trust for the people she allows into her life, Isaac Cohen sits down with News of the World for a tell-all just weeks after their split. [Dirty Laundry]

The JT video for "What Goes Around Comes Around," co-starring Scarlett Johansson, has hit the Internet. I'd comment on it, but after I'd watched for a minute or two, I was in too much pain to continue. I'd feel bad passing judgment without viewing the remaining seven freakin' minutes. [POTP]

Someone leaked a topless photo of Jen Aniston from the set of The Break-Up. Hooray boobies! [The Blemish]

More music videos: The Killers "Read My Mind" and Scissor Sisters "She's My Man." [Bree, popbytes]

Ralph Fiennes joins the mile-high club. [Warship]

Justin Timberlake Loves His Work

On stage at a Toronto concert.

Justin's Bringing ScarlettBack

Ladies and gentlemen, Justin Timberlake is dating. Yes, that's right, he's dating. There is more than one woman in whom he is interested, and so he is spending time romantically with both of them. You'd think the media would be familiar with this concept, as they all watch Grey's Anatomy, and Meredith laid the concept out pretty clearly a couple months back, but everyone still seems shocked. It's not a committed relationship ... but it's not cheating ... how do we frame this?

After frollicking around Sundance with Jessica Biel, JT was back in the arms of Scarlett Johansson in Miami. The two were spotted at a Super Bowl afterparty, where, according to witnesses, "they were talking, dancing, holding hands all night - it was very cozy. Then, as they left through the back, Justin was leaning against the wall and Scarlett came up, leaned into him and did a sexy, little dance, grinding into his body."

I am really, really happy about this, mostly because Jessica Biel is certain to be really, really unhappy about this. I take great pleasure in the little things.

Justin Timberlake: So Fucking Badass

dear jt,

hi i just want to tell u that i think u r awsome. i love the new album espeshly that song sexy back. i am so exitedto see u on kids choice awards. i thought it was relly funny when u were on punk'd and the tax ppl took all ur stuff and u freaked out and cried. r u and ashton friends in real life? he is cute butn ot as cute as u. that is awsome that u said that u were fukkin high when that happened. weed rulez man. u r prolly the most hardcore dude i have ever heard of.getting stoned is kewl. hey if u are ever in tulsa u should totally come to my mom's house and smoke me out. i bet u have some killa shit man. rock on.

ur #1 fan,
amy

I Believe the Children Are Our Future

I hate both the MPAA and the FCC. Essentially I hate censorship in all its forms and I advocate a society where I'm allowed to choose what I'd like to guzzle.

That said, I am a little confused by this news: Justin Timberlake will be hosting the Kid's Choice Awards. I know what you're thinking, "Hey, what the hell are the Kid's Choice Awards?" Fair point.

But I bet they involve children, unless it's some kind of weird pedophile buffet thing. In which case I bet getting sponsorship/televised would be a bitch. So JT and the kids getting together because he's a kid-like role model style guy. I now present you some selected lyrics to "Sexy Back."

Dirty babe
You see these shackles
Baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave

Oh crap, I appear to have misspoken. Later on in the song it says:

Go ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it

Now I understand, the kids are meant to be sexy and also objects of sex. Dios Mios man. Was Guarini not available?

Take it to the bridge!

Justin Rebounds with Jessica Biel

Justin Timberlake's only been single a matter of weeks, and the classy and talented Jessica Biel has already made herself available to him for whatever it is he may need companionship for -- snowboarding, dining, what have you. Biel made a special trip to Sundance, where she is not promoting a film, to spend time with Justin, who appeared in "bad Ricci-porn" Black Snake Moan on Wednesday.

According to Perez Hilton's source, "Jessica was picked up in her chauffeur-driven Volkswagen Touareg car and instantly went to visit Timberlake when she got into Park City," which begs the obvious question: why hasn't Volkswagen's PR team contacted me for a plug? The two spent time together snowboarding on Thursday and probably also doing any number of things I can't write about here.

Biel, who recently split from baseballer Derek Jeter, was spotted backstage at a Timberlake concert earlier this month, and was rumored to be the cause of a Cameron/Justin blow-out at the Golden Globes.

Blech! Justin! If you want us to take you seriously as an actor, maybe you should stop hanging out with someone who read the script for Stealth and thought, "Here's a can't-miss premise." Next thing you know, you'll be starring in bad Ricci-porn!

PS -- Check out the JT magazine cover in this old-school Jessica photo!

Aw, Cameron's Happy!

Check out these adorable pics of Cameron Diaz -- still in Hawaii -- with buddy/love interest(?) pro surfer Kelly Slater. It's good to see her happy again. But this isn't going to stop Us Magazine from releasing new deets about her Golden Globes war with Justin:

“Cameron was across the room giving them the evil eye,” says a party source. “It was like high school.”

Another witness says that pal Drew Barrymore even attempted to distract Diaz from her ex’s hookup-in-progress with Biel, “grabbing Cameron to dance, trying to make her have fun.”

What Diaz did next, barely five days after announcing an amicable split with Timberlake, her boyfriend of nearly four years, shocked the whole room.

“All of a sudden she just lost it,” says one of the many witnesses to the tantrum of Diaz. “She came up and started yelling at Jessica.”

According to a witness, Biel, 24, stepped away, leaving Diaz, 34, to unleash her fury on Timberlake, 25, who moved with her into a hallway.

Says a guest, “First she started saying all these nasty things to him about Jessica like, ‘What is she? Your new f—king girlfriend? Look at her!’ And then she insinuated things about other guys that Jessica has been with.”

The tirade went on for 45 minutes, until Barrymore finally intervened. Says a source, “Drew had to grab Cameron and say, ‘It’s enough.’”

I can't say I blame her. Jessica Biel's kind of a dirty slut. But I do wish I had her ass. Whatever, it doesn't sound like Justin hit that anyway. Good lookin' out, JT!

Cameron Gets Mad

Things have not been going well for Cameron Diaz lately. For starters, she and longtime boyfriend Justin Timberlake split early this month. When Justin left, he apparently took with him all of Cameron's ability to choose dresses and hair colors, as she's looked like hell since. Her People's Choice dress looked like it might eat her, and her Golden Globes ensemble gave Bjork's swanfit a run for its money. So it shouldn't come as a surprise that Cam totally lost her cool at a Globes after-party when she saw JT chatting up Jessica Biel (whose relationship with baseball star Derek Jeter is rumored to be "open."

According to Page Six,

Sources say the temperamental star "blew up" at Biel after she saw Timberlake flirting with her. Diaz followed Timberlake to the In Style party at the Hilton Oasis, where "they had an awkward conversation." The "Charlie's Angels" star then trailed Timberlake to the Beverly Hilton rooftop for the Universal party, where she found him chatting up Biel - and screamed at the "Illusionist" star. "If that's how she wants to get him back, it won't work," said our insider. "She's desperate."

Looks like it's going to be interesting to have these two back on the singles scene.

Late-Night Links

Howard Stern gets David Arquette to dish on the Brad/Jen split. [INO]

Kate Moss may be a hopeless cocaine addict, but she's an addict who can sell some clothes. Burberry knows this. [Celeb Warship]

Trust me, if the Kim Kardashian sex tape exists, no one wants it to hit the Internet more than Kim Kardashian. [Bossip]

Father of the Year Kevin Federline announces that the forfeit of his relationship with Sean and Jayden is worth $25M per kid. [The Blemish]

A pregnant Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott hit the press junkets. [Teddy and Moo]

Justin Timberlake takes his face out of Scarlett's breasts for long enough to issue a formal break-up statement with Cameron Diaz. [Faded Youth]

Spicy Pants from Celebrity Smack is going to be on the radio! Be sure to tune in and listen. [Celebrity Smack]

MK from popbytes has 30 Seconds to Blog for an AOL webcast and he does a fantastic job. [popbytes]

Late-Night Links

Hilary Swank's New Year's resolution is to give away the swag she gets for free, like, every time she leaves her house. That's nice. My New Year's resolution is to stop cutting myself when I have to read about how Hilary Swank gets free stuff every time she leaves the house. [Gabsmash]

If you position yourself correctly, you just might be able to have sex with Keira Knightley's abs. [The Blemish]

Gwen Stefani looking hot in Elle. [Monica Monroe]

Jewel says she's giving up acting. What? When did she act? Is she referring to that one time she acted like she could write poetry and released a whole book of it? Oh, please say she is. [IBBB]

JT finally cops to the Cam break-up, may or may not be porking Scarlett Johansson. Regardless, it's nice to see that everyone is at all times remembering to make "dick-in-a-box" jokes when they talk about him. [Agent Bedhead]

Will Smith at the London premiere of "Pursuit of Happyness" with his happi famili. Two can play at this game, Will. [Juicy-News]

Oh, miracle of miracles! There's actually video of Paris running out of gas near Beverly Hills. A full five minutes of it. [Splash]

JT is Too Good For Acting Lessons

Here is a quote that will make real actors out there want to hit Justin Timberlake in the face. When asked how he prepared for his role in Alpha Dog and if he took acting lessons to aid in his transition from a pop tart to serious actor Justin gushed that,

"I took classes when I was really young. I just use that as much as possible. For me, it seems more natural not to do as much as that."

So he wasn't so much "acting" but just "being himself." Awesome...and do you wonder why this movie has taken about 2 years to get released?

Thank You Ted Casablanca...you are glorious.

My Box in a Box

Brilliant! This is the female response to "Dick in a Box." A must-see!!! I LOVE this!! Can I make this my MySpace song? Please??

Late-Night Links

Paris Hilton actually managed to get fired from her namesake Club Paris. Is there anything this girl can't do? [The Blemish]

Pics from the Alpha Dog premiere's after-party, with nary a Cameron Diaz in sight. [Monica Monroe]

K-Fed gets text-dissed by La Lohan. [The Superficial]

Britney Spears is back on the party scene, looking worse than I have ever, ever seen her look. The first pic is vaguely reminiscent of Rosie O'Donnell. [X17]

The "sole remaining" copy of the video of Steve Irwin's death has been handed over to his widow. [Tabloid Whore]

Nicole Richie hires a shaman to rid her home of whatever "curse" triggered her string of bad luck in 2006. This shaman will, I assume, walk in, flush thirty-six baggies of coke down the toilet, and leave. [Junkiness]

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson's publicity train makes a stop in Splitsville. [The Bosh]

Singer/model Tyrese allegedly punched his pregnant girlfriend in the stomach. [Gabsmash]

Breaking: Cameron and Justin are Dunzo!

Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz have officially called it quits according to Perez Hilton who claims to have the inside scoop on this former golden couple. After a three year relationship that many thought would lead to marriage, Justin has allegedly pulled the plug on "clingy" Cameron.

Justin, 25, and Cameron, 34 were last seen in public on December 16th and did not spend the holidays together which is odd for a couple that seemed to be on their way to marriage. According to Canada.com, "while partying at Senses nightclub in Memphis two days before Christmas, Timberlake told friends 'the breakup is for keeps.'"

I've heard that these two have broken up about thirty times, and I am not sure why I believe it this time, but it seems that these two are dunzo. Thank the lord. I'm so sick of seeing pictures of them surfing. I guess Justin has been heard telling sources that he and Cameron are officially over...lets hear what their reps come up with in a few hours but if all is right in the world we have a new single guy in Hollywood.

Now Justin Timberlake can get back together with Britney Spears...after she gets back from rehab.

Late-Night Links

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer spend New Year's Eve sucking face. [Mollygood]

Kate Moss and Pete Doherty may or may not have gotten married in Thailand on New Year's Day. We can state with confidence, however, that they were both high. [The Superficial]

Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz have reportedly split for good. I bet he's realized lately what a huge mistake it was to leave Britney and hopes to win her back. [Pop on the Pop]

Wilmer Valderrama and Mandy Moore may be back together. [Bricks and Stones]

Heather Mills continues her quest to become the single most hated person in all of England. [Glitterati]

Photogs catch Nicole Richie sucking face with Joel Madden on New Year's Eve. [The Blemish]

Screw Y'all, I Still Love Me Some SNL

And even for those who don't you'll laugh at this. JT is bringing funny back too. This here is the full on dirty word version of Saturday Night's triumphant digital short.