Lindsay Lohan in a Tight White Wife Beater with No Bra

Don't say I never do anything nice for you.

I really want to know what is in her left hand. Is that a Coke bottle? Like, a bonafide Coke bottle? Where do you buy Coke bottles? I really want one now. I feel like Coke just tastes better that way. Like a little taste of the carefree days of the '50s. When women wore cone bras. We should bring back cone bras. Who's with me?