Breaking: Colin Farrell Has "Half a Baguette in His Lunchbox"

Perhaps Colin Farrell missed the luck of the Irish in one key area. Angelique Jerome, who claims to have had a multi-hour affair with Farrell in London last month, tells London's Sunday Mirror that "he has a great body and a charm that any woman would kill for. But he's all talk. Between the sheets, he is a letdown with only half a baguette in his lunchbox, if you know what I mean."

Ouch.

[Rush & Molloy]

Update: US Weekly's blog ran this item with the headline "Colin Farrell's Man-Loaf Not Up to Size," for which they should win some manner of prize.