Closing Time

Some final items:

• MSNBC's Jason Katzman realizes that Will Ferrell is marketable, easy to pitch for. Screenwriters Guild of America sooo pissed their secret leaked. [MSNBC]
• Taylor Hicks is "writing" a "memoir." It's really cute when old people do that. [UPI via Jossip]
• ScoJo got one of those gross bull-style nose rings. I'm not sure whether I blame Woody Allen or Josh Hartnett. [Just Jared]
• If there is anyone on this planet who would have absolutely no reason -- contractual, blackmail-related or career healthwise -- to lie about having seen Suri Cruise, it is, without a doubt, Penelope Fucking Cruz. [Chicago Trib, every major news outlet you don't read because everything you care about that happened today was covered by one of your 12 favorite blogs -- yes, you, you gorgeous, precious, blog-reading demographic, with your over-30 age bracket and near-six-figured average annual income. Check MSNBC every now and then, would ya? You were, like, thisclose to not finding out today that solid Will Ferrell vehicles are a dime a dozen. Sheesh.]