Friday, August 04, 2006

Lindsay Takes Her PR into Her Own Hands


Let's face it: Leslie Sloan Zelnick has her hands full these days. So where's a misbehaving starlet to turn when she needs some spin and she needs it now?

Perez Hilton, clearly.

She sent him this email yesterday:


From: [XXXXXXXX]
To: Perez Hilton Subject:
Re: Yooo
Date: Thu, 3 Aug 2006 23:23:59 +0000

Almost witnessed 3kids being hit by paparazzi.... Never in my life hadan expirience as I just did with the paparazzi. I am not kidding I amshaking, cannot breathe a bit, scared, anxious and sad. If someonedoesn't feel bad, than I will feel bad for myself. It is disgusting whatthese g-d damn people are doing to me. As well as the people in my life that I work with/for. Its vulgar and I'm saddened for myself.

And, ANY of those willing to fall into judging me in any way in thefuture, or past. Can watch the video tapes that these men/women take ofme while they are being invasive towards my DAY off.... Which I neverhave anymore. (Send that to Morgan Creek)

G-d Bless.xxl


It was thoughtful of Lindsay to scare off any rumors that the Morgan Creek letter was just a hoax. Take that, Zelnick.

Brian said...

"Almost witnessed 3kids being hit by paparazzi ... If someonedoesn't feel bad, than I will feel bad for myself."

Or, you know, feel bad for the kids. Whatever really.

Streisand_Disciple said...

I just love the outrage and not having as many days off because she got called out for skipping work and then lying about it. Does she really think this will gain her the public's sympathy? Does she have any concept of what happens when normal people are too hungover for work?

EvilBeet said...

"Or, you know, feel bad for the kids. Whatever really."

Seriously. I think that's the funniest part. "The paparazzi stalking me almost killed 3 children, and it is unconscionable that I am the only here feeling bad for myself."

Medicine said...

As well as the people in my life that I work with/for.