Goddamn Beyonce just rocked the fuck out at the VMAs. In a sea of mediocre performances (I mean what the hell was that, Justin?), she demonstrated unequivocally why her albums go multi-platinum and Rihanna's are stalling out around gold with a commanding performance of her anthemic stay-the-fuck-off-my-man's-cock-you-whore single, "Ring the Alarm."
Rihanna will not be sleeping well tonight. Neither, for that matter, will her "mentor," Jay-Z.
Hot damn, you go girl. Thank you for that.