Thursday, August 03, 2006

Christie Brinkley is SUCH a Rock Star


Christie Brinkley's creepy, philandering excuse for a husband made a short visit to their Hamptons compound yesterday. Christie stuck around for 15 minutes before getting the hell out of dodge, returning less than an hour later with a gift for the photog camped outside her house. She gave him a box of sugar-free Popsicles with a handwritten note inside. “Sorry you have to do this on such a hot day!” she'd written.

When asked to speak about the brief meeting with her creepy, philandering excuse for a husband, Brinkley said “I’d rather not comment. I just don’t want to fuel this anymore.”

Awww. She's a class act, that Christie. She even made everyone who works in the architecture firm owned by her creepy, philandering excuse for a husband sign an NDA so they can't gab to the media about his creepy philandering.

Unfortunately, that Billy Joel clone she totes around the Hamptons hasn't had comparable media training.

Cheer up, Christie! So he was sleeping with a woman less than half your age. At least he wasn't sleeping with your brother.

Source: E! Online

Streisand_Disciple said...

I haven't seen her handle the media this well since it was reported that she ordered the cops to shoot a cow for mooing at her and chasing her.

EvilBeet said...

You cannot toss about accusations like that without a link.

Streisand_Disciple said...

Don't tell me what I can toss out. Don't date him, girl! Don't! Ask my brother.

Here you go:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/brinkley3.html

Brian said...

Hey, remember a while ago when everyone was abuzz over that blog supposedly written by an anonymous celebrity and people were speculating as to who it might be (George Clooney? Owen Wilson? Maybe the aspiring romance novelist / stay-at-home mom in Houston who really wrote it?)?

Me either, really.

Dr. Health said...

She gave him a box of sugar-free Popsicles with a handwritten note inside.