I haven't really been in a writing mood today, which is why you've been treated to videos and nip-slip pics, but as a responsible journalist (cough cough hiss hiss), I respect that there are some things my readers should know before I sign off for the day:
1) Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes oblingingly struck the we're-in-love pose for paparazzi yesterday, and people seem to think this is newsworthy, so, there ya go.
2) X17 thinks they've got a shot of Suri Cruise. That sad, longing figure in the window may or may not be Katie Holmes.
3) Gwyneth Paltrow is African. All male bloggers subsequently announce themselves painfully well-endowed. I can't compete with that. Except for this: Right, Gwyneth, and I have two vaginas.
4) I keep hearing buzz about terrorist plots involving airplanes. Didn't Nick Cage do a movie about that?