Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Putting It All in Perspective

Notable Amazon.com album rankings from today:

1. Christina Aguilera, Back to Basics [I LOVE YOU XTINA!]
2. Danity Kane, Danity Kane [Yup, that's Diddy's all-girl group from yet another interminable cycle of Making the Band. Today, as the title says, we are putting things in perpective.]
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7. Dixie Chicks, Taking the Long Way [Didn't that one lead singer chick say something mean about Texas? Or the Pope? It was something like that.]
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10. Clay Aiken, A Thousand Different Ways [insert multiple-penetration joke here]
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12. Justin Timberlake, FutureSex/LoveSounds [tell us again about those talentless AmIdol hacks, JT, and do it without using any spaces!]
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24. Kidz Bop, Vol. 10
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28. High School Musical [Amazon has Ashley Tisdale listed as the artist, but I refuse to condone that here.]
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32. Cheetah Girls 2 Original Soundtrack [even better than the first Cheetah Girls soundtrack!]

and at #33:
Paris Hilton, Paris.

To her credit, she's been climbing this chart all day, but when your album's stalling out three times as far down as Clay Aiken on pre-order, something didn't go exactly to plan.

If it makes you feel any better, Paris, Jessica Simpson's A Public Affair promises to remain comparatively private, hanging out at the #75 position this afternoon.

Brian said...

"Cheetah Girls 2 Original Soundtrack [even better than the first Cheetah Girls soundtrack!]"

How can you improve on four teens aiming to take the world by storm with their music?

I got that from the IMBD. Isn't that clever?

Medicine said...

To her credit, she's been climbing this chart all day, but
when your album's stalling out three times as far down as
Clay Aiken on pre-order, something didn't go exactly to plan.