Monday, October 02, 2006

It Is Possible George Michael Has Some Manner of Drug Problem

I was so excited to run this with the headline "George Michael's Double Whammy," but E! Online got to it first. Damn.

I'd rather not be so harsh as to say "George Michael was found intoxicated and passed out at the wheel of his car for the second time in eight months." Instead, let's look at it as "George Michael was found intoxicated and passed out at the wheel of his car for the first time since February!" Because eight months is an admirable length of time to stay conscious at the wheel when you drink and drive like he does. Michael was arrested early Sunday morning in London on suspicion of drug possession, after being awoken, of course.

His partner, Kenny Goss, said "He's fine and I've got him a McDonalds," from which we can conclude only that Goss himself was still drunk at the time of the interview. Best of luck to Michael and Goss, and to the entire city of London. And, E! Online, I call dibs on the "Triple Whammy" headline in May.

(Hey Tiffy -- it's not quite the coke arrest we were hoping for, but I think we can say our prayers were answered.)

Streisand_Disciple said...

Oh, Beet, there are plenty of good titles for this one. Something with "wake me up . . .," "GM drives it like a Ford," etc.

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