Tuesday, October 24, 2006

TomKat's Crazy Will Now Be Legal

Tom and Katie's rep have now confirmed that their wedding will be November 18th in Italy. I'm glad for Katie since she already got brainwashed and knocked up in the course of a year while waiting in vain for her big wedding. They have been engaged since June 2005, so this wedding has been "in the works" for some time. I wish them well even though I find Tom Cruise super creepy.

I wonder if the guests will dress as aliens? Seriously if anyone knows what a Scientology wedding entails please shoot me an email.

Brian said...

I think you have to be perfectly silent as to not allow any engrams to attach themselves to the wedding vows.

Anonymous said...

Scientology scares me :(

Watch these if you have the time...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3463204714566011542&q=Scientology&hl=en - Scientology Orienation video

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4595729596527335458&q=scientology&hl=en - Scientology and their take over of Clearwater Florida

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1083100102009309014&q=scientology&hl=en - Scientology 4th of July event