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A day with Paula Abdul is not worth $26,000 to anyone. A day with her Vicodin supply? Now that's another story. [CelebSlam]

Nicole Richie doesn't like it when strangers text message her. [Drunken Stepfather]

Scary Spice is carrying Eddie Murphy's love child. [Juicy-News]

Check out the video from Christina Aguilera's new single, "Hurt," which comes complete with a father-daughter separation scene straight out of a Michael Lohan cartoon. [Hollywood Gossip Whores]

Before they became the alcoholic, abusive, herpetic mess we all took such pure joy in watching them become, Liza Minelli and David Gest filmed a pilot for a reality show. Because God loves you, this footage has surfaced. [Perez Hilton]

Ellen Degeneres invites a hyptonist on her show for a weepy attempt to rid herself of the smoking habit, the cumulative result of which is that now I want a cigarette. [Defamer]