Brody Jenner Will Not Go Away

That Brody Jenner sure knows how to keep his name in the papers. In July, the Princes of Malibu star (well, he was the star for all two episodes that aired) broke up with Laguna Hills demon Kristin Cavallari, and the nation breathed a sigh of relief, thinking we'd never see or hear from him again. But we were wrong. He quickly hitched his wagon to the galloping publicity horse that is Nicole Richie. She ditched him last week.

Uh oh! How will the 23-year-old rich kid ever be relevant now? Hm. Maybe if he decided to hook up with Kristin Cavallari's longtime nemesis, Lauren Conrad. Yeah, that would probably do the trick. Might even come with a guest spot on LC's latest reality show, The Hills. Good thinking, Brody!

Update: BWE just totally called the parallel between Jenner's Laguna Beach double dipping and Adam Duritz's Jen Aniston/Courtney Cox fuckfest back in the day.