Monday, October 30, 2006

Anna Nicole's Son's Body May Have to be Exhumed

In the comedy of errors that is the life of Anna Nicole Smith, we learn the model/reality TV star may have to exhume the body of her son Daniel from its burial place in the Bahamas. Anna may be deported from the Bahamas because she lied to the government to gain citizenship, so she'll have to unbury the son it took her 39 days to bury to take him with her to the U.S. Once she gets here, she will, I'm sure, have to face Larry Birkhead's paternity suit head-on. Since Anna's been boinking her old lawyer and got ditched by her most recent one, she'll have to find someone else willing to risk his reputation to defend her.